Supersize mine, please

Here's the results of two tests I took at Hello Quizzy (a site from the same folk that do okCupid). At the bottom of each is a link to the test if you want to take it, and there's plenty of other quizzes there should you feel like something of a different nature. Enjoy!

Your result for The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test...

Curvy and Naughty

Raw score: 63% Big Breasts, 64% Big Ass, and 60% Cute!






Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and cuter composures than others who've taken the test.

Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie.

Take The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test at HelloQuizzy




Your result for The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test...

Mostly Innocent

You are 71% pure!

Take The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test at HelloQuizzy


Who knew? I'm practically a virgin. I'm not sure I like that thought. :-(

Comments

Unknown said…
My, my but you've been busy recently. I, on the other hand, have no time for quizes (quizz'?)since I'm pursuing loftier goals this weekend. Actually, I have to help a researcher apply for an electronic grant, with 17 subcontracts and short deadline. Argggggg!

Sorry about the elevated cholesterol - sounds like it's time for Lipator. Maybe they're putting wheat in candy these days :-)
2:19 PM
Deana said…
Uh, I rated "very kinky" with only 33 percent purity. Of course I didn't get married until I was 39 so I had many years to play. Not sure that is a good thing.

My hubby is a leg man...we have a running joke that the big boobs he got were just gravy!
10:04 PM
utenzi said…
Boobs that contain gravy? Any man would kill for those! LOL

As for the 33, I have it on good authority that GG up there scored in that range too. Apparently it's the women here that are the corrupting influence. *sigh* It's a miracle I stay innocent.
10:11 PM
Liz said…
Your result for The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test ...

Somewhat Debacherous
You are 42% pure!
12:44 PM
Anonymous said…
Thanks for the chuckle. Those tests or quizzes never stop to ammuse me.

M.
5:31 PM
Blonde Goddess said…
I can't take these things. The answers are always wrong for me. I think I'm am quiz cursed...
1:06 PM
SassyAssy said…
Darlin...you are anything but pure!
10:45 PM
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