cats are evil
Cat owners, by and large, are a gullible group. They believe their cute little kitty to be all peaches and cream. So sweet that butter wouldn't melt on their little tongues. Well, I'm here to set you straight.
Check out exhibit one over there to the left. Goes by the name of Roscoe and looks harmless enough. Even pleasant, perhaps. But beneath that seemingly nice visage is the collective nastiness of the depths of Hell. Be wary!
I know this is going to be a hard sell. Too many people have been brainwashed by felines. Minds that were once sharp are now out buying catnip and little feathery toys and not clearly remembering why such things are a high priority now. I tell you, the cats are in charge of many households. Be very wary!
Here's the proof below. I caught this picture in an unguarded moment. Maybe the demonic agent was reporting back to his masters way down below--I do seem to remember smelling a faint bitter odor of brimstone--but for whatever reason the mask was off and you could see the true feline face without the cute mask that you usually see.
Beware the cat, I tell you!
Roscoe does look a little freaky in that picture. After that one, I decided I definitely needed the flash.
Check out exhibit one over there to the left. Goes by the name of Roscoe and looks harmless enough. Even pleasant, perhaps. But beneath that seemingly nice visage is the collective nastiness of the depths of Hell. Be wary!I know this is going to be a hard sell. Too many people have been brainwashed by felines. Minds that were once sharp are now out buying catnip and little feathery toys and not clearly remembering why such things are a high priority now. I tell you, the cats are in charge of many households. Be very wary!
Here's the proof below. I caught this picture in an unguarded moment. Maybe the demonic agent was reporting back to his masters way down below--I do seem to remember smelling a faint bitter odor of brimstone--but for whatever reason the mask was off and you could see the true feline face without the cute mask that you usually see.
Beware the cat, I tell you!
Roscoe does look a little freaky in that picture. After that one, I decided I definitely needed the flash.
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Second: if that cat is hellish it is because he is a male. My two girls are sweet as angels all the time!!
Hmmm...
Well, this would explain why our youngest, Annie, the other day ended up sleeping on my chest... she basically told me that I had best look after my business suits hanging in the closet or "the claws" would be out... the ultimatum was "sharp claws on wool or..." and she raise a paw to her lips, extended a claw near her chin, "One-Billion-Dollars!"
Yup. Evil.
Oreo, I had a feeling you might not be completely honest in your response! LOL Of course you might be one of the genuinely sweet cats that the nasty demons imitate. Sure!
Sorry I didn't get to have you as a renter this time around please try again next time!
Cats are better at sizing up human beings than humans are. They can sense when someone doesn't appreciate cats and will use that to their advantage.
A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat doesn't need to know that everybody loves him.
- William Kunstler
But if you do really like a cat, he will be a welcome companion.
BTW, I am not letting my crew see this post... you will hurt their feelings.
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I have evidence...
Have you seen Robin Williams' piece about cats being drag queens?
Very funny!
It is your friggin' camera that got in the way here, my dear....!
And FYI: It's SWEETIE, not Snowball. And he NEVER goes out of the house. Not up here in these hills where there are all sorts of creatures who are just doing their natural thang....! We pretend we love on the 98th floor of a 'High Rise' Skyscraper in NYC....(The streets are alive there with horrendous mechanical anumals...)
Give Roscoe his due, my dear Dave...It is really amusing how you bad mouth felines....HA HA HA!
I checked with my dog.
He concurs.
You two should totally hang out.
Pandora is sleeping away her ancient and toothless days, dreaming of her heyday as a killing machine.
Charlie, who is most definitely the spawn of Satan, is probably digging up my carpet somewhere.
Like Naomi's Sweetie, mine don't go out.
cq
Either that or something really interesting is going on at the lab.
Ari (Baking and Books)
Cats are such darlings...cant live without them;) They can actually sense when people do not like them..thus your encounters with the cat are purely predictable. lol!
Meow.....