A joke and a birthday
First, the joke:
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the Husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
It's here. I've made it to 45. At this point, even by the most optimistic of estimates, I'm middle-aged. Egad!
I'm not doing anything special for the day. Just going to work, putting on anti-itch ointment and taking actifed. The normal activities for Spring in NC, especially when you have poison ivy.
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the Husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
It's here. I've made it to 45. At this point, even by the most optimistic of estimates, I'm middle-aged. Egad!I'm not doing anything special for the day. Just going to work, putting on anti-itch ointment and taking actifed. The normal activities for Spring in NC, especially when you have poison ivy.
Comments
You aren't middle-aged until 50. Haven't you heard? The 40s are the new 30s. It's all good.
Have a great one!
Loved the joke!
Love the joke, one I can even let my dad see. I think he'll appreciate it.
Did ya hear about the elderly couple sitting in church? The lady leaned over to her husband and whispered, "I just passed silent wind, what should I do?"
Her husband whispered back, "Change your hearing aid battery."
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you are NOT middle aged. the 45 is the new 35!
been catching up and getting slightly lost... like the new look. softer*
gonna read more now.
"poison ive ee ee ee ee, poh hoh hoisohun ivee he he heehee, at night a while your sleepin, poison ivy comes a creepin all arou a ou a ound!"
remember that? classic*
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