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Golfs Worst Foursome

1. MONICA LEWINSKI
2. O. J. SIMPSON
3. TED KENNEDY
4. BILL CLINTON


WHY YOU ASK?

  • MONICA IS A HOOKER

  • O. J. IS A SLICER

  • TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER WATER, AND..

  • BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED LAST

Comments

Anonymous said…
LOL, too funny!
4:12 PM
Sandy said…
Ha! I just 'borrowed' the text to send off to a few friends that would love this joke.
11:37 AM
Lish said…
Naughty, but funny and true.
11:29 PM
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