This one is for Ron

Ron seems to like humor relating to lab animals and PETA so here's a joke that uses those elements and adds in lawyers too...

TOP 10 REASONS WHY LAWYERS SHOULD REPLACE LAB RATS

10. There is an endless supply
9. Lab assistants don't get attached to lawyers
8. It's more fun to shave and stick needles in lawyers than rats
7. There are some things rats just won't do
6. It's fun to dispose of them when you're through
5. It's not "inhumane" treatment when it's done to lawyers
4. No one cares when a lawyer squeals
3. We've seen what happens when they are allowed to breed freely
2. Lawyers belong in cages

And the #1 reason lawyers should replace lab rats--
1. Animal rights activist don't care if you experiment on lawyers

Comments

Anonymous said…
OK stop worrying,I'm not a lawyer.
3:57 PM
Anonymous said…
I love it. Hope you don't mind -- I'm borrowing it to email to my friends, some of whom are ... um ... lawyers. ;-)
2:09 PM
utenzi said…
By all means, Appleita. Spread the love. :-)
8:39 PM
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