This creature of the rocks is named Gomer. Don't blame me, I didn't name him. I think the long tongue is an adaptation to adhering to rocky surfaces. Sort of like a snail's "foot."
I came across him while hiking in northern Orange County. Below you can see a picture of him with one of the local rock dwellers.
This picture is of other rock dwellers.
Alternative text (as dictated by above rock dweller): "This is my beautiful girlfriend's beautiful dog."
Please note that current management can't be held responsible for qualitative statements like this. Nor do I admit to being a "poophead" despite that opinion being bandied about at the moment
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