Titles for Sale

Do you want to be a Duke? Services like Elite Titles allow you to buy English titles but I'm actually referring to a lame 70's TV series.

That's right. At Amazon today you can buy the entire run of The Dukes of Hazard for 65% off. A "mere" $94 can reward you with hours and hours of grim horror on the tv screen as a series of bad actors and actresses torture you with their inadequate thespian skills.

I watched that show on occasion when I was in my early teens but fortunately grew out of it. But if you liked the show, or have masochistic tendencies--by all means, wander over to Amazon and pick up this "bargain".

Of course in this area the word "duke" is associated with a certain school and their annoying athletic teams (Blue Devils). Believe me, Duke is a bad, bad word. So bad that I'd not want to buy that title of Duke. I'd hate to hear that word "duke" follow me all around.

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Unknown said…
While the TV show was unwatchable, "Duke of Earl" is a good use of that word. Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl, Earl, Earl...

OH - were you referring to the basketball team that everyone says will be in the final four? ;)
10:21 AM
kenju said…
I hope they're in the final four along with UNC and we win!!!
7:16 PM
utenzi said…
Oh, yeah! That's telling her, Judy. Go Heels!
7:52 PM
Anonymous said…
I'm expecting an upset and Villanova will take it all the way... {ducking}

My memories of the Dukes of Hazard are about this really strange girl in high school who did absolutely nothing except write a version of fan fiction (didn't exist back then, but that's what she was doing) -- mostly Dukes of Hazard and A-team crap. I'm not sure you reminding me of her is a good thing....
8:15 PM
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