Survey says.....

I got this survey quasi-meme over at Ciera's blog. Feel free to give her a visit.

Name:utenzi
Birthdate:may 1961
Birthplace:upstate NY
Current Location:Triangle, NC
Eye Color:blue
Hair Color:brown/gray
Height:6 feet
Weight:215
Piercings:a resounding NO
Tatoos:nope
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:girlfriend
Overused Phraze:babe...
FAVORITES
Food:ham and cheese sandwiches, honey butter
Candy:chocolate, butterfingers, licorice, wintergreen mints
Number:I do both number 1 and number 2 *blush*
Color:gray-blue
Animal:dogs
Drink:pepsi
Alcohol Drink:amaretto/kahlua
Bagel:no thanks
Letter:"take a letter, Maria, address it to my wife"
Body Part on Opposite sex:nose or feet
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:pepsi or lime coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing:burger king despite those nasty ads
Strawberry or Watermelon:ewwww
Hot tea or Ice tea:ice tea--sweet, please
Chocolate or Vanillavanilla only
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:hot chocolate--the drink, not the sex
Kiss or Hug:who's asking? LOL
Dog or Cat:dog for petting, cat for eating
Rap or Punk:neither
Summer or Winter:summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:funny
Love or Money:both--think outside the box!
YOUR...
Bedtime:3am
Most Missed Memory:all of them--I can't remember worth a damn
Best phyiscal feature:legs or butt
First Thought Waking Up:crap--do I have to get up?
Goal for this year:save more money
Best Friends:nah
Weakness:too many to enumerate
Fears:as above
Heritage:primarily Danish
Longest relationship:4 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank:of course
Ever Smoked:never
Pot:never
Ever been Drunk:many, many times
Ever been beaten up:sure
Ever beaten someone up:nope
Ever Shoplifted:a few times
Ever Skinny Dipped:never
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:oh yeah
Been Dumped Lately:not lately
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color:dark as can be
Favorite Hair Color:dark red
Short or Long:short
Height:5'2"
Style:none needed
Looks or Personality:personality
Hot or Cutecute
Drugs and Alcohol:no drugs, please
Muscular or Really Skinny:muscular or plump--no skinny
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past:how long are you willing to listen?
What country do you want to Visit:Greece
How do you want to Die:quickly
Been to the Mall Lately:no. over a year, I think
Do you like Thunderstorms:yes
Get along with your Parents:yes
Health Freak:God no
Do you think your Attractive:not really
Believe in Yourself:on occasion
Want to go to College:3 degrees so far
Do you Smoke:never ever not in a million years
Do you Drink:sure
Shower Daily:nope
Been in Love:several times
Do you Sing:yes and you don't want to be around
Want to get Married:been there already
Do you want Children:too old for that shit
Have your future kids names planned out:see above
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:this is obviously for kids!
Hate anyone:George W is on the list

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Comments

kenju said…
Hmmmmm.......interesting, Utenzi. I can't decide if it is TMI or not.....LOL
Ciera said…
Well, I'd probably qualify as a kid then Utenzi. Some of your answers had me laughing. BTW--I answered the kissing question today.
Teresa said…
LOL. I get to the end and you say it's obviously for kids and I thought that about 5 questions in and wondered why you were still answering. No real surprises here, except that I named your kids. You may be too old (I agree with you there!), but the names are ready to go, dear!

Ham and cheese was a surprise though. One of my favorites, though it has to be American cheese and with no condiments. :-)
utenzi said…
Tazz, I don't know about the kid thing. Your son is old enough to have flown the coop. It might be a bit late in the game to be planning on more.

I used to go out with a girl from Philly and she liked american cheese on everything. Is that a Pennsylvania thing? I'll only eat American on grilled cheese sandwiches. Right now I'm going through a phase where I'm eating grilled English muffins with melted provolone cheese and ham slices inside. Mmmmmmm. So good!

Ciera, yeah--15 years younger and never truly kissed, not to mention that other "V" thing. Definitely a kid--at least relative to me.
Michelle said…
LMAO! Dave this was hilarious, thanks for sharing!
angela marie said…
If my dad is reading this (even though I've given birth 4 times), I still am a virgin. Yup. Aren't you?
Tara said…
SO, you like short and plump, eh? Too bad you don't like malls, it was sounding so good up till that part. LOL.
utenzi said…
Tara, I'd take that more seriously if you weren't married!

Angela, Virgin? Of course you are! I love the whole immaculate conception thing. Twice. As for me, guys don't want to be virgins. It's girls that waffle on the subject.

Michelle, feel free to share back. I'd love to see your answers!
Oreo said…
May what? Mom's is the 29th. What do you mean your fav. animal is a dog? I thought I was your fav. I am crushed......

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