crotch and pussy

Search engines rev up your motors! I'm about to get indexed with those provocative terms. Imagine the disappointment though when they see the picture below.


Long term readers will probably recognize that troublesome feline that I call Bad Penny and my girlfriend the cat owner refers to as Pippin. Faded in the background you can vaguely see Orrin, one of her other cats. Faded in the foreground is something we won't talk about. LOL

I was reading a book in bed the other week and the cats were keeping me company. Awwwwwwwww. For some reason Pippin, the troublemaker, finds me irresistable. I find him to be too persistant.

I really don't like cats despite any evidence to the contrary!

In other news, it's just after midnight here and the temp is 34--it's supposed to go down to around 26 and they're calling for some snow. Dammit, I didn't move south to see snow!

Comments

Teresa said…
Despite the evidence, huh? I think you are a closet cat lover. I think you actually like them more than I do, which isn't saying so much. But I don't profess to have an avertion to them, either!

Sorry about the snow... you should move north again and we could "weather" the storms together. We had snow Sunday morning (a little more than 2 inches), that was a nuisance to deal with. We had some tonight, but for a change we are in the low accumulation area. Though it's snowed off and on since around 6 pm, there's really only a coating out there. There could be more before morning, but it really shouldn't amount to much.
I don't believe that you don't like cats...that kitty is soooo happy right there with you....Cats know! Yes, they do! I think you are just a lot of Bah Humbag when it comes to cats....Sweet Sweet Picture!

About that weather??? IT SUCKS!
Michelle said…
Heh, it's 34 here too...celcius though!!! No snow in the hills here!
Oreo said…
AAAAAWWWWWW. He's so cute. I love when you post pictures of things you don't like. You should do it more often.
Oreo said…
PS Mom's ok, just frustrated at the system! She'll post here in a few minutes after she gets the computers networked again. Or maybe I should say AGAIN......
:)
magz said…
Nice photo David! Sure can see that that cat is nervous and wary around such a confirmed cat-hater.. LOL! He even brought reinforcements to help defend himself from your evil ways, hahahaha

It took me several hours of computer tinkering yesterday to finally figure out that nope, Lack O Blogs was not my fault but theirs, (I'm obsessive about computer sucurity and efficency and have shared this one with a teenager for weeks now, wince)

On the plus side, it was mightily entertaining tinkering, and I learned something about my computer's guts, wheee. I never get enough comments to notice a fall-off, but it sure annoyed me to be unable to get here... (or there, or there, or there..)
MissMeliss said…
My dog likes to nap in much the same position as that cat...thankfully chihuahuas don't drool much.
utenzi said…
Meliss, I might be mistaken about this since I don't know all that much about pets--but I suspect Chihuahuas are really cats with a thin dog disguise on top. That would explain the similar sleeping position, at least. ;-)

Maggie, Exactly. They are nervous around me. I admire your strong grasp of the situation though the sarcasm isn't as admirable. :-p I didn't have your worries about the computer since I went thru my blog list quickly and realized it was just the blogger addresses that were affected.

Oreo, I'm glad to hear your mom is okay. I was concerned!

Michelle, you are a BRAT! 34c is nearly what I keep my cell incubators at--of course you are going into summer down under but still---that's HOT!

OOLH, cats are evil.

Teresa, the northeast can be very pretty but the cold outweighs the beauty. Brrrrr. This morning it was 28f when I got up. I hate that shit!
No_Newz said…
Minus one degree here this morning. Buuurrr! I admire the brilliance of your headline. You are certain to get thousands of hits from perverted lonely folks. Just imagine what a mood kill this will be. ;)
Lois Lane
utenzi said…
That's the plan, Lois, that's the plan. Those are my chosen people--I'm on a path to becoming a prophet. Crotch and pussy is just the start, eventually I'm aiming to catch up to your level of usage of innuendo.
Time to move to the desert Utenzi!
;-) We froze last night, but have beautiful blue skies today, and it will probably get back up around 64 by the afternoon. (That's as severe temperatures as I can handle!)
Bad penny is an adorable kitty-cat! :-) And she seems to adore you, Utenzi!
So I take it this is your gratuitous pussy post? Well done!
;-)3T
You do not need those terms to get searched on Google. I had someone find me when searching "Step by step guide to enslave a jinn"...

Think I had better write about it so as not to dissapoint :D
Anonymous said…
Well the tittle ought to set u up for a 40% inc traffic! Chanced by your blog. Enjoyed reading it . Have a nice day
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No_Newz said…
Maybe my headline today should have been "Pussy for sale" hahaha! You were the only one really paying attention. I did make the kid take the kitten back to her house. But not before I got a picture of my cat smootching it first. :)
Lois Lane
WendyWings said…
LOL way to fool the search engines. I get hits for HOT WOMAN over FORTY, because of something I posted on my birthday earlier this year.
utenzi said…
Lois, you're almost there. Try: we're givin' away pussy

Wendy & Glyn, the weird one I usually get hits for is "anus" due to my comparing the appearance of morning glory's when folded up to anuses.

Anon, it'd be nice but the title will only really get me a few hits a week. That's cause I'm not ranked high on the search engines so a search on those terms would have me way back on page 100 or something like that.

3T, it doesn't compare to your boobie post but it's all I could come up with. :-)
Utopia said…
It's Arwen, Dear, not Orrin!
utenzi said…
Ugly is ugly no matter the language. That's just not an attractive cat, Utopia.
Carol said…
Love the photo -- and I can imagine all the hits youere getting from people googling...
kenju said…
I see you are warming up to the cats despite your protestations. They will win you over one day, and yes, they are persistent little devils.

Wintry weather, bah humbug! It is way too early in our season for any of that, and I hate the prospect too!
Nancy said…
It is going to be 4 degrees here tonite. That's single digits! Ick!

What cute kitties!
Lish said…
AWW! That's so cute! Cats love you! I would say move to Texas if you want to avoid snow, but we are currently at 25 degrees tonight, and I'm hoping I wake up to some in the morning.

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