The One with Three

Here's a little meme that's courtesy of Lish. Thanks so much! LOL

Three names I go by:
1. Utenzi
2. Dave
3. Dickhead (cats call me this)

Three screen names I have had:
1. utenzi
2. dpk1961
3. dpaulk

Three physical things I like about myself:
1. legs
2. butt
3. height

Three physical things I don't like about myself:
1. belly
2. hair
3. injury prone legs!

Three parts of my heritage:
1. Danish (50%)
2. English (~20%)
3. German (~10%)

Three things that scare me:
1. suffocating
2. heights sometimes
3. dropping my camera while kayaking

Three of my everyday essentials:
1. candy
2. soda
3. allergy drugs (maybe not quite daily)

Three of my favorite musical artists:
1. Lone Justice
2. Marshall Crenshaw
3. Lovin' Spoonful

Three of my favorite songs:
1. Highland Cat-Celtic Bagpipes
2. Rock And Roll Heaven-Righteous Brothers
3. Don't Fear the Reaper-BOC

Three things I want in a relationship:
1. Comradery
2. Sex
3. Did I mention sex?

Three lies and truths in no particular order:
I'll let you decide what's what.
1. I'm very emotional and gushy
2. I can lay on the couch and read for hours without noticing time pass
3. Chocolate is one of my food groups

Three physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to me:
1. face (make it wide and short)
2. eyes (make 'em dark)
3. hair (make it dark red!)

Three of my favorite hobbies:
1. kayaking
2. reading
3. computer (photoshop, webpages, games, etc)

Three things I want to do really badly right now:
1. write a book
2. get my house ship-shape
3. get some serious amounts of candy at post-halloween prices!

Three careers I've considered
1. Programming but it was too loopy
2. Philosophy professor but too few jobs
3. start retail store but too many damn details

Three Places I want to vacation:
1. Alaska (kayak)
2. Greece (sunny hedonism)
3. Belize (combo of the above two plus Mayan ruins)

Three kid's names I like:
1. Heather
2. Bridget
3. Caitlin

Three things I want to do before I die:
1. kayak near whales
2. have 3 fiction books published
3. climb mount mckinley

Three ways that I am stereotypically a boy:
1. Hate that sucky emotional crap
2. I love action movies.
3. I LOVE techy toys

Three ways that I am stereotypically a girl:
1. I like shopping
2. I like romantic themes in movies, music, and books
3. I like material with a very soft texture

Three celeb crushes:
1. Alyson Hannigan
2. Annette Bening
3. Diane Lane

Three people I would like to see post this meme:
I don't know if any of you will actually do this, but
1. Liz at the Tavern
2. Judy at Just Ask
3. Ciera at her Secret Place


poopie said…
Heh...interesting bio there Dickhead ;)
utenzi said…
Feeling a bit grumpy there Poopy?
utenzi said…
Make that Poopie, rather. Usually it's only cats that call me that--and for good reason. Cats and I have never gotten along well.
Teresa said…
Nice job! I think you were supposed to mix a lie in there in that truth and lies section though...
utenzi said…
Very funny, Tazz. I don't think anyone would mistake me for someone who gushes!
Michelle said…
We have 6 things in common :) Dickhead is not one of them LOL
kenju said…
As I was reading this, I was thinking I hope I never have to do this one.......and then I saw your pics to do it. HA! I will post it pretty soon, and thanks for tapping me!

My husband calls his brother Richard Cranium.
utenzi said…
You were the first person I thought of Judy when I was doing this meme. I only tagged Liz first due to tradition. I always tag her. Librarians have a need to be needed! :-)

Michelle.... just what might those 6 things be?
mar said…
You like shopping? you are really a nice guy!
No_Newz said…
Blogger is not playing nice at all!It ate my comment that said something like... It's great getting to know you! Let us know how well you do candy shopping today. :)
Lois Lane
utenzi said…
Lois, the candy shopping didn't work out well at all. Wal-mart was out of Halloween candy--even their regular candy area was wiped out--and K-mart was only 50% off. And they didn't have any Smarties! That's what I like to get the most. :-(

I managed to pick up something like 50 bags of candy but my heart just wasn't in it. 50% off just doesn't cut it in my bargain loving heart.
Isheeta said…
your cat calls you dickhead???? LOL, ive seen some funky pics of your cat, but hell, I guess its more talented than I gave it credit for!
Teresa said…
50 bags of candy! And your heart wasn't in it??? oh my....
Ciera said…
Egads! I've been tagged!

Before I dash off to fill in my answers....I just have to said one of the things you wanted to do before you die is ahve 3 books published....why only 3?
utenzi said…
Ciera, you're so sweet I just had to tag you! As for the books, I'm not greedy. 3 books would be a nice amount.

Teresa, as you know--I live for candy. And since almost all of them were under a pound it was only around 25 pounds of candy. I'll go through it by the end of the year.

Isheeta, it's not MY cat, it's my girlfriend's cat. I don't have a cat---and I'm pretty sure I never will. At least not as a pet. *evil laugh*
Isheeta said…
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, u mean u'd rather have the cat as food???
Michelle said…
OOps, more than 6..more like 12!
Stacie said…
I want to kayak with whales too!! Oh yeah and in Alaska too...
utenzi said…
Don't tell me Michelle--I bet you've got a crush on Diane Lane also. But who could blame you. I've been fascinated with her ever since the time she was in "A Little Romance" 25 years ago.
Lora said…
No fair answering giving away your lie in the same post!
utenzi said…
My apologies, Lora. I didn't know there were rules for that sort of thing! ;-)
David said…
compliments of the day on your blog, sir.
and thatnks for filling me in on the browser info.
I am looking for a mozilla revolution, tell me its going to happen
ok its not
GPV said…
About he music 3; Sunny Roland(do I mispell his name?) had "Swing low
sweet chariot" jazzed up and accompanied by bag pipes, the result was just out of this world.
If you heard it, plain delight.
Oreo said…
Hey Utenzi, haven't seen you in a couple of days, thought I'd come by & make sure all that candy hadn't done you in!!! Actually, if you insist upon talking bad about us felines I'M going to come do you in...evil laugh!! Seriously, stop by & tell middle son happy B-day if you get a chance.
Oreo said…
P.S. I LOVE the first child's name on your list but um, what if you have a boy?????
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Lisa M said…
I just know that you are emotional and gushy. ;)
utenzi said…
It's obvious you know me well, Lisa.

Oreo, Heather is such a lovely name--and only girls are worth naming. Boys I'd just toss back.
Carol said…
What happened to Amy Grant?
Delicious meme. Enjoyed finding out more about you. I adore the song "Do You Believe in Magic?".

(Now I remember where I recently saw your name before Magz Farm: I was reading Judy's responses to this last wk! :)
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Antonio Hicks said…
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