A Doggie top 10 list


Here's a list I lifted from Machelle at Quality Weenie. She has a lot of posts about dogs and cars. She's just outside Detroit so that might explain the car posts.


Top 10 Dog Peeves About Humans

10. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!!!

9. Yelling at me for barking: I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

8. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

7. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

6. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

5. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoo hooo! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

4. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

3. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

2. Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?

1. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous

Comments

I almost laughed the stitches right out of my belly. Ouch! I'll be forwarding this on to some friends. Very funny! Thanks for sharing.
Quality Weenie said…
Thanks for the mention!

I am going to browse around and see what your about.

We just got our puppies in April and June, so we are experiencing parenthood for the first time and are very much in love with our puppies.
MissMeliss said…
Here from Michele's today.

Hilarious.
Especially the last item.
Oreo said…
HEHEHEHE Must be one for cats somewhere.....
Aaron said…
In defense of dog sweaters, there are some short-haired breeds that need them for cold weather.
utenzi said…
You might be right, Aaron but since it's a dog writing this, logic might not be prominent.

Feel free to search for it and share, Oreo. I'd love to read that--before adding another cat to the barbie.

Congrats on the pupppies, Machelle. It's been a number of years since I've been around a litter of pupies--the last one was goldens that my brother's dog had. Must be 8 years ago now.

I'm glad you enjoyed the post, Stacey--and I hope it didn't do any damage to your surgery.
queenofsass said…
I don't like dogs so therefore I don't own one, but there seems to be some valid points on this list.
Cats on the barbie! :( My cats will hunt you down for that one! ;) And I warn you, none of the three have been declawed.
Mimi said…
LOL these are great! I really got a kick out of them.
kenju said…
These are great; I sent it to all my dog-loving friends.
Oreo said…
Utenzi,
HHHHIIIISSSSSSSS.
Immortal Beloved,
Come see me. My site is cat friendly!!! =^..^=
Morah Mommy said…
LoL!!

#6 reminds me of the dog I had growing up. He was a Lhasa Apsoh. I grew up in Montreal, but my Mother was from Toronto and her French wasn't very good. She wanted them to give Jade a puppy cut. But they didn't understand her English and my mother didn't understand their french.

The poor dog. They shaved him underneath and left the top of his coat long. When he ran the fur would flap in the wind and he would reveal his naked self underneath. He looked like the flying nun. He was actually quite embarrassed and walked around with his tail between his legs until we fixed the fur. Gives a new meaning to a bad hair day!

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