This one works!
A few days ago I complained about the battery in my truck dying. I didn't get a picture of the old and very corruded battery but here's a picture of my new one. Given that the truck engine to the side of the battery is over 6 years old, there's plenty of dirt and grime, but I assure you the new battery is far prettier than anything else under that hood. Especially that itty-bitty 4 cylinder engine.